brb dying inside
everyone needs to do something about this i have loved sandcats since i was a child
NO WOW NOT TRUE IN THE SLIGHTEST
Good lord I hate tumblr sometimes. What is this, the estimated captive population? They’re listed as ”Near Threatened” because their population is hard to track, but c’mon- more like ~11,000.
Reblogging for pictures.
Yer welcome. Thanks for following my auxilary blog, my main blog doesn’t have much. You have interesting things to post.
I made this tonight just to see if I could. Turned out alright (except just ignore the stuff moving around in the background!)
"What Disney Characters ALMOST Looked Like”
From what I can tell… Genie was originally Satan while Prince Naveen would’ve been Leonardo DiCaprio from Great Gatsby. Ursula also was part of a anarchist punk band. Huh.
From what I can tell, Gaston was originally Thomas Jefferson and Maleficent would have had antennae. That, and Cruella was apparently quite a looker in her younger years.
It pains me that Disney never made the new movie about Maleficent’s martian past and how she would’ve met John Carter. Paul Dini, what happened to that movie?
Yeah, such a pit—wait, Paul Dini’s making the new Maleficent movie?! Tell me more. :)
More like writing. Mainly, the story comes as a brain hurting fixer fanfiction:
"Maleficent is the untold story of Disney's most iconic villain from the 1959 classic Sleeping Beauty. A beautiful, pure-hearted young woman, Maleficent has an idyllic life growing up in a peaceable forest kingdom, until one day when an invading army threatens the harmony of the land. Maleficent rises to be the land’s fiercest protector, but she ultimately suffers a ruthless betrayal – an act that begins to turn her pure heart to stone. Bent on revenge, Maleficent faces an epic battle with the invading king’s successor and, as a result, places a curse upon his newborn infant Aurora. As the child grows, Maleficent realizes that Aurora holds the key to peace in the kingdom – and perhaps to Maleficent’s true happiness as well.”
So yeah, King Stephan is going to be a villain to my frustration.
I haven’t been this grumpy since they turned Tinkerbell into Twilight Sparkle and scrapped her dangerous and fun personality for the ‘power of friendship’. Ugh.
She just sounds mad that a WHITE MAN had the nerve to save her from getting run over.
This isn’t from The Onion? This a real live thing that actually happened?
Yup. Article in the screenshot
And also, her own account of the event. (Surprise, she writes for Jezebel)
At least the comments are more or less calling out her nonsense.
omgggg her account like